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eBay sellers - just because you`ve dug your suit/dress out of the back of your wardrobe doesn`t make it vintage. #JustOldAndSmelly
How many "zero likes" do you have to get on Facebook before you realize nobody gives a crap about you
Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring ... so I go back to being me. ;)
the difference between people and celebreties ...... celebreties don`t have a routine
Every now and then when I`m in a room alone I say out loud, "I know you`re listening". If I`m wrong, nobody knows. If I`m right, I just freaked the hell out of some guy.
i don`t know what to say on your comment so i just hit "like" so you won`t be upset that ignored you.
MAY` contain nudity? Either it does or it doesn`t. DON`T WASTE MY TIME
Roses are red, violets are blue, If your parents told you you`re beautiful, they`re lyin to you..:D
I was bitten by a mosquito last night. Bet that little bastard is pretty hung-over today
Well h€ll, I was going to post a status about my p€cker, but it was too long.
When I was growing up, I was taught to walk and talk and when I was grown, I was told to sit down and STFU!!!
If I`m in a public bathroom and someone else in that same bathroom is on the phone and states that they are ANYWHERE ELSE, I flush my toilet
Tieam... problem solved
I`m not ignoring your calls, I just love my ringtone.
Sorry I hung up on you, I didn`t mean to answer the call.