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During the summer months, be sure to dress for the body you have. Not the body you want.
My doctor told me to start watching what I eat. What channel is the Pizza Network on?
I`m not a doctor but I play one on Match.com
Whoever is in charge of making sure I don´t do dumb stuff is fired.
I might be a day late and a dollar short, but it is still my personal best.
Don`t you love followers that don`t acknowledge your existence. Its so cute. Its like I have tiny marriages all over the world.
Why is it called cliffhanger and not
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But add me on Facebook and I`ll stalk you (maybe)
The more photos you have to untag, the better the weekend was.
that akward moment when you finish doing your thing in the toilet and you realise there is no tissue
When I say “wow, that’s crazy”, 99 percent of the time, it means I haven’t been listening to a word of your conversation.
Everything I need to know in life I learned in kindergarten... if you poop your pants they let you go home.
My bank lets me send a text message and it will text back with my balance. Its a cool feature but I didn`t think the LOL was necessary.
My favorite mythical creature is the happy b*tch in tampon commercials.
You ever notice that the number of extra steps a drunk takes getting home? ...its staggering!