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I`m here to pick you up when you fall. Whether I tripped you is another thing...
If your man is reluctant to talk about his feelings, it’s probably because you haven’t told him what they are yet.
I wish the media and politicians would stop jumping to delusions.
Somehow the talk went a little wrong with my 7 year old and now he`s convinced that birds have sex with bees and now he won`t eat honey.
I just ended a 5 year relationship. Luckily it wasn`t mine.
I believe in helping the homeless. That`s why every year I buy a new refrigerator and throw away the box.
One great thing about life before the internet was if you met someone, you didn`t then have to know them the rest of your life.
Look for my new diet book: "How To Work Out And Watch What You Eat And Still Gain Plenty Of Weight"
Some of us are basically unpaid Facebook interns.
Depression is just your body`s way of saying it needs more orgasms.
I need u to do me a favor... Stand in front of my car please... I need to test my brakes :)
If you`re wondering about who the oldest James Bond was, don`t google `old man bond age`
Not that I expect 100% truth in advertising, but shouldn’t those women in the tampon commercials be wielding chainsaws and burning stuff down, not laughing and dancing?
I just don`t get life insurance. Why would I want to give my family a financial incentive to kill me?
The record companies have done a good job of fighting piracy by releasing music no one wants to steal.