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Trying to learn Mandarin Chinese but the amount of money I`m spending on fortune cookies is getting ridiculous.
FACT: Candy corn is made out of melted down traffic cones.
The only thing I understand about Algebra: I look at my X and I wonder Y
I`d like to thank (you know who) for the (you know what) I`ll talk to you later (you know where) and if I don`t (you know why).
I dont know whats more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you.
Life was much easier when apples and blackberries were fruits&& not phones
You haven`t really made it until people start using your name as a verb.
I’ve already decided, if I ever go to The Price Is Right, I’m gonna “come on down” whether they call my name or not.
What would I give the woman who has everything? Well, my phone number for a start.
When women say “It’s not what’s on the outside, it’s what’s on the inside that counts”, we all know they are talking about a Man’s wallets.
Four words that I never want to hear: There is no food
My 5 year old still has so much to learn. I asked him for a screwdriver and he brought me some sort of tool.
I`ll always be here for you ... Unless we run out of beer, and someone has some over there. Then I`ll be over there for you.
"Iyam A. Wii Todd" <-- Bet you can say that name out loud, in a crowded place, and really fast!
Cocaine dealers are always trying to stick their business in other people`s noses.