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Don`t rush me, I`m waiting until the last minute.
I don`t try to annoy people; its just a gift.
life is like a bed of roses just got to whatch out for the pricks
Just ONCE, I`d like to look deep into your beautiful eyes, and make hot sweet love with you without some pop-up window ruining the mood.
If the NSA and IRS teamed up, I wouldn’t have to do my taxes.
That awkward moment when you have 10+ tabs open and you can`t figure out which one the music is coming from.
My "Do Not Disturb" facial expression is not working today.
Best Relationship Advice: Make sure you’re the crazy one.
It will be light. It will be dark. It will be light. It will be dark. It will be light. Then I`m back. Me, explaining a vacation to my cat.
Here walk a mile in my shoes. They`re giving me huge blisters.
Its sad that we live in a world that puts words into the dictionary if enough stupid people use it.
Have you ever wondered about the look on someone`s face if you hide under their bed and grab their foot in the middle of the night? Just something to think about.....goodnight!
Make librarians cry by calling it a Book Museum while taking pictures with your iPad.
I decided to make a bucket list for when I kick the bucket. Number 1: Wear shoes! Ever tried kicking a metal bucket without shoes?
Little known fact: Walt Disney was the inventor of modern day text talk "M - I - C... C u real soon... K - E - Y... Y? Because we like u"