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A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
Studies show that 5 out of 6 people enjoy Russian roulette.
I don`t know why you put your boat in Sh!t Creek to begin with.
Chuck E. Cheese is just a casino for little kids.
My new plan is to ignore my problems until they become hilarious stories.
If you never jumped from couch to couch as kid to avoid the lava, then you missed out on childhood.
I hope to get to the point in my life where I`m not excited about finding change on the ground.
My girlfriend says I shouldn`t plan things so far in advance. Well, she`s not my girlfriend yet.
I think I just discovered Newton’s third law of Emotion: ..... "For every male action, there is an equal and opposite female overreaction."
Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation ever. I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the “Like” button.
I`m not sure who looks more frightened & confused when someone knocks on my door, the dog or me?
Don’t bother looking up “impose.” It’s next to impossible.
Doing some caroling! All by myself. In people`s backyards. In the bushes. Very little singing. Mostly watching.
My mom told me to follow my dreams. So I took a nap.
FYI: I`m never gonna tell the person I`m meeting up with that you said hi.