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Oh, you’re surprised I’m still single? I’m surprised you can dress yourself. So I guess we’re even.
I`m never wrong. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
Having children is a fantastic source of free labor.
House cleaning would go a lot faster if the spray bottles made laser gun sounds
If you ever find lotion on a guy`s night stand, it`s not because he wants to moisturize his skin.
Is it so much to ask that everyone who ever wronged me be forced to leave the country and change their identity?
I can`t afford a therapist so i bought a mood ring
I need a partner in wine.
Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. You know…like Thursday.
Inspiration: nobody else knows what the hell they’re doing either.
I don’t understand why drunk me always seems to have more money than sober me.
I wish I could pick which brain cells the alcohol kills....There`s ALOT of crap I wish I could forget about.....
My wife just changed here facebook status from "Married" to "widowed", should I be scared?
Just got rid of 150lbs of ugly fat ... Got divorced.
Bicyclists, it`s one thing to hog the road, but it`s quite another to expect us to know your fancy hand signals. Also, I can see your balls.