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Still haven`t taken down the Christmas tree. Screw it. We now have a Super Bowl tree.
Life rarely hands me anything. Am I in the wrong line?
I`m so unlucky with women? I visited a massage parlour the other day..and they told me it was "self - service"
A coworker wouldn`t stop bragging about her upcoming trip to Hawaii, so I emailed her a bunch of pictures of plane crashes.
Man what a day. I pulled my groin...for like 20 minutes.
Good to know that if they ever release a lion in Walmart you only have to run faster than the fat lady with the zebra print pants on.
I`m not crazy, I`m just special!!...No, wait...Maybe I am crazy. One second...I have to talk to myself about this, hold on...
I wonder what I did in a previous life to get reincarnated as me...
I used to play sports. Then realized you can buy trophies. Now I´m good at everything.
A mosquito landed on my balls... Hardest decision of my life.
They say money can’t buy happiness… but it can buy bacon, and that is pretty darn close.
Don’t ever laugh in the bathroom it will make people think ur playing with yourself
Alcohol doesn`t get people drunk, people get people drunk. Drunk people get other drunk people extra drunk.
I`m at my most popular when I just want to be alone.
roses are red.... my name is dave...this poem makes no sense.... microwave...