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If I could only use one word to describe myself, it would probably be: "not good at following directions".
Why would I ever pay to go to a NASCAR event when I could get drunk beside the interstate and cheer for cars for free?
Some relationships are like fat people, they don`t Workout!!
Its a shame I don`t have 5 incomes to go with my 5 personalities.. Damn free loaders
I always read my girlfriend’s horoscope to see what kind of day I’m going to have.
when a girl says "whatever" what she really means "I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get raped by a shark, and then eaten by it
If you`re a grown man walkin around with a winter hat that has animal ears I can tell that @ some point people used 2 take your lunch money
Women have to deal with periods, pregnancy, childbirth, menopause and hot flashes. Men have to deal with women.
I`d be super embarrassed if people saw my google history but only because its all words I should really know how to spell by now
Orion`s Belt is a huge waist of space.
The sound of children laughing makes me happy. Unless I`m home alone and my power goes out.
Anyone notice the irony behind “hyphenated” and “non-hyphenated”?
Hello everyone. Look at your status, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like.
No one your age has any idea what they`re doing either. No matter what age you are.
I did a push-up today. Well, actually I fell down, but had to use my arms to get back up, so close enough. Now I need a beer.