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Do you ever wish you were a monkey? Then if you got mad at someone, you could just fling your poo at them. Problem solved.
If Google can`t find the answer, it`s not a question.
Just had workplace violence training. It`s like HR doesn`t even care about the first rule of fight club.
Much of my life is a contest to see which of the voices in my head can say the funniest stuff.
I hate it when I write a sarcastic Facebook status and someone who doesn’t speak sarcasm has to comment and ruin it.
That moment when you pour yourself a bowl of cereal and discover there`s no milk. So you just sit there, wondering why bad things happen to good people?
why waste your brain cells to think of a comment when you can just like someone else`s?
I hate it when I get too drunk and just kidding I never hate getting drunk!
If you`ve never actually got dressed, got in your car & pretended to drive "to work" to get a chick to leave your house then you`re not me.
Every Facebook photo album could be titled either "Envy Me!" or "Pity Me!"
I`m so lonely that my cat owns a cat.
Just been on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies. Is that a trick question?
You`re really cute, can I suck the life out of you? - women
Getting told I can`t do something gives me all the motivation I need to get things done.
If my grandmother were alive today, I`m pretty sure she`d still have her blinker on.