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You know why you like me ... Cause your f*ckin crazy too!!!
I bring my kids to a romantic restaurant on Valentine`s day as a birth control reminder to the other couples.
I fell asleep on the couch last night & woke up thinking I was married.
OK. Who decided to call it "possession of marijuana" and not "joint custody"?
I really love it when a hot girl winks at me with both eyes.
Why isn`t a menu board at a coffee house called JavaScript?
For all of you who gossip about me: Thanks for making me the center of your world.
If love is blind....why is lingerie so popular?
Hey micky you`re so fine, you`re so fine you blow my mind hey micky! hey micky! Admit it, you didnt read it, you sang it
Jehovah`s witnesses would probably be welcomed into more houses if they brought booze or cookies.
I don’t have time for the nervous breakdown I deserve.
No, I don`t need a Fitbit. I can count to 45 by myself.
My dog just saved my life by ferociously barking at nothing outside.
I really hope my spirit animal is a bear because well I would love to hibernate all winter.
can´t find Sesame Street on my GPS. Can you tell me how to get there?