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Ambulance is spelled backwards on the front so when you look in your rearview mirror you don`t confuse it with the other giant siren cubes.
The only "B" word you should call a woman is "beautiful"... B!tches love being called beautiful.
Not sure what`s longer. A microwave minute or a treadmill minute.
Debt doesn`t buy happiness either.
This skinny girl just told me she "forgets" to eat? Is that possible? I just licked her face in case it`s contagious.
Good morning to some...Hello to others...And f*uck you to the rest!!
My girlfriend wants to get married. I hope she finds someone nice.
When I`m at the mall, I carry a purse around so people think I have a girlfriend.
This company doesn`t know how much of an asset I am.. Or an ass-sit. They really should pay more attention.
I saw a sign that said "watch for children" and I thought "that`s a fair trade."
I saw a group of kids trying to put another kid into a dumpster. I had to step in, they couldn`t even lift him.
LIKE if you hide your favorite food from your family
What do the letters DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association
I bet giraffes don`t even know what farts smell like.
What if oxygen makes our voice really deep, and Helium just brings it back to normal?