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50% of people believe s@x is "the connecting of two people`s souls through two people`s bodies, as one." The other 50% are guys
I wish we could donate body fat to those in need.
Dear Alcohol, Will you be my valentine? ?
So what if I`m single now ... I mean it can`t be that hard to boil toast, can it?
If you’re gonna keep being so attractive, I’m gonna need you to make out with me.
You always remember your first Crush. Mine was Orange.
If my house is clean, it means that Facebook is not working.
I tell my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage
A third zebra strolls casually while whistling and pretending to read a newspaper onto Noah`s ark.
There is no logical reason why short pants should cost the same as long pants.
You`re only young once but you can be immature forever!
I haven`t gotten laid in so long, you`d swear I`ve been wearing Crocs all this time.
I am the type to fart in a crowded train and get just as upset as everyone else.
Stop leaving me messages. If I ever wanted to talk to you again, I wouldn’t have borrowed all that money.
Probably the worst thing you can do to a person is leave them a voicemail.