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A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
Every day at work I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream "SHUT THE F*CK UP` out loud instead of just in my head.
The doctor told me I need more greens in my diet. So I have switched to mint Oreos.
I walked into a bar in my pirate suit and a ships wheel in my pants.... The bartender asked... "Why do you have a wheel in your pants"? I replied "Argh.. it`s driving me nuts".
Chili for breakfast. Cause I hate my Co-workers.
I’ve watched “Aladdin” like 25 times with my kids, so I know quite a bit about politics in the Middle East.
If you guys could read my mind! It would be all like; " "
I never said I was better than everyone else, just better than you.
Being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing & they live for 150 years. Lesson learned
I`m not saying your cat doesn`t care about you, I`m saying if Lassie was a cat, Timmy would still be in that well.
Boobs are like model trains. They were originally for children but grown men always want to play with them.
If there`s a bar where everybody knows your name, you`re probably an alcoholic.
In the interest of improving the workplace, my company has put up signs that say: CAUTION. OPEN DOORS SLOWLY ... My best time so far is 7 min.
Reasons I check my voicemail: 1% to hear the message. 99% to get rid of that annoying icon.