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To be truthful,,, I have never unrolled a sleeping bag and been able to roll it back up any smaller than the size of a garage.
Sometimes late at night, I dig a hole in the back yard to keep the nosey neighbor`s guessing.
Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza
I used to have a tremendous sex drive. My girlfriend lived 150 miles away
When sliding down the banister of life, always make sure that the end is knob free!
I was enjoying our conversation, but then I stopped talking and the whole thing got really boring.
Light travels faster than sound. That`s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Why are people with BAD breath always wanting to tell me a secret?
I was late to work because I was having car trouble. And by car trouble I mean I was sleeping and not driving the car.
I have no problem texting while driving, but I won’t text while going down stairs. That sh!t’s dangerous.
Save water. Shower with me. ;)
The guy who named the umbrella meant to call it a brella but he hesitated.
Happy Fathers Day from your handsomerist and smarterist son
And today I learned to never ask a woman how she dye`s her roots black.
I pretty much spend all day, every day, just looking forward to going back to sleep.