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Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug
The sooner you fall behind the more time you´ll have to catch up.
If Google can`t find the answer, it`s not a question.
Accidentally used AOL.com, I betting the employees there are celebrating and think they have a sure future.
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? ;)
Regardless of how much time you think you waste, just know that someone created a very detailed Wikipedia page for Grumpy Cat.
I would’ve slept my way to the top years ago if it actually involved sleeping.
Did you know, the designated driver is usually the guy having the most luck with the ladies.
At this age, I drive everything like I stole it because sometimes I forget which car is mine.
Sometimes I meet people and feel sorry for their dog.
Here’s a joke for all you mind readers out there…
Learning how to break wooden boards in karate is important in case you ever get in a fight with a house.
Didn`t think my day could get any better but my robe has pockets so boom, there you go.
I don’t think my inner child is ever moving out.
My goal weight is,"someone give that girl a cheeseburger."