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Stairs are like rock climbing after a bottle of vodka.
"I am upping my standards... so up yours!"
Some people, even in photos, just look like they smell horrible.
Let`s all play a game: For every political post, you must post 5 non political posts. #makefacebookhappyagain
Man, those 2013 Mayan Calenders are REALLY hard to find...
if I was a bird, I know who I´d poop on first.
If you never used that plastic thing that keeps pizza from sticking to the box lid as GI Joe`s poker table you`re too mature for me.
Every semicolon I have ever used has been a complete guess.
Debate?.....isn`t that what you use to catch "The Fish" ?
Girls are a lot like oceans, beautiful and deep, but once a month, it`s shark week.
I just broke a light bulb. Damn, is that 7 years of bad ideas.
Sometimes entire relationships can only be described as “that weird thing I did for a while.”
What are the words I`m looking for? Oh yeah...Eat sh!t and die.
A friend like you is worth a million dollars. So, if you don’t mind…can I sell you? :D
I`m smiling ... You should be scared.