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Years ago, my girlfriend said, “It’s me or the beer!” I wonder how she doing…
You know it`s a good night when you wake up with gum in your bellybutton.
You know you`re getting older when you play GTA and spend 3 hours just walking around the map trying to find where you parked your car.
Was the little pig who built his house out of straw some sort of idiot?
just realised SATURDAY has the word TURD in it
that strange moment when you get in the van and theres no candy...-Drew Balthaser
No matter which path you choose, there will always be some asshole in front of you trying to make a left.
Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Click Funny if you did..
Studies show that men who have sex more often tend to have a longer life expectancy. Unless your wife finds out.
On a scale of 1-10, I give this day a middle finger.
Considering this is the land of the free, stuff is pretty damn expensive.
99% of people are stupid. Luckily, I’m part of the other 2%
Pink camouflage: I`m like, where you hiding? Candyland?
Im still waiting for Anheuser-Bush to name a beer "responsibly" so i can drink it!
I think Facebook now comes under the housework category.