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Those friends who like and at the same time unlike my statuses please you`re increasing my blood pressure!
The first person who discovered how to make popcorn must have been like "WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON!"
I bet blind people think farts are funnier than deaf people.
I`m so bored at work that I`m actually doing my job.
just watched my first full episode of jersey shore... #ashamed of new entertainment
Ever noticed how fast people walk across the road when you don`t apply the brakes
You know why it`s called almond milk? Cuz you can`t say nut juice with a straight face
Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who can`t take care of himself.
If you want to take a bank teller out on a date, just ask her. Don`t slip her a note at the window. Trust me on this.
Just tried to put my seatbelt on ... at my desk ... I`m pretty.
You know you`re getting old when Happy Hour is a nap.
You know, rumor has it that the Mona Lisa may have been the first selfie.
I just hope people who say "Jesus is my co-pilot" realize he`s a 1st century carpenter with no time in a flight simulator.
Does this floor Iām laying on make me look unmotivated?
Dear single guys; open a pet shop selling cats. Let the single ladies come to you.