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Based on the sound of her walking.. My upstairs neighbor seems like the kind of woman that starts sentences with; "Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum.".. O_o
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
In light of recent events, I have no choice but to deduct a full star from my Yelp review of Earth.
Synonym: Word used in place of the one you can`t spell.
No one in my family has ever actually used the Olive Garden gift card. We just keep passing it down from generation to generation.
I answered the door in my underwear. That WAS the tip, pizza guy!
After four centuries, the semicolon has finally achieved it`s true calling: helping people wink online.
I think sharks eat people just to be on tv.
I`m an accident looking for a place to happen!
Word for the day is asstard
This beer sure tastes like I`m on vacation next week!
I`m 84% less productive in a swivel chair.
Jesus, take the wheel. Carlos, you take the stereo & I`ll take lookout.
Putting ketchup on steak should also affect your credit score.
Friends are like boobs. Some are real, some are fake