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We live in an era of smart phones and stupid people.
Money can buy imitation happiness. I’m cool with that.
"My name is Robert and I support apples." -- Bob for apples
I try to live by two rules: 1. Don’t make fun of stupid people (they cant help it) 2. Don’t be stupid (people will make fun of you)
I always tell myself there is no such thing as a stupid question, but everyday someone tries to change my mind
Legally, it`s questionable .. Morally, it`s disgusting .. Personally, I love it. ;)
If Starbucks delivered, I would be a morning person.
This Tequila tastes like an afternoon of fun and bad decisions.
Being normal is boring.
If horror movies have taught me anything, it`s lock up your butcher knives if your child addresses you as "mother" or "father."
If you want to keep a secret from me, write it down and send it to me as a Facebook event invitation.
Don`t fall in love, learn how to ruin your life all by yourself.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
I`m not perfect. But I am better than you.
Facebook really needs a “pee on someone’s wall” option.