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Ah Friday my second favorite F Word
This empty wallet looks like I`ll be laughing obnoxiously at some guy`s awful jokes in a bar tonight.
Now it`s too hot to take down the outdoor Christmas lights.
There is literally no way of knowing how many chameleons are in your house.
You better not pout, you better not cry, you better not shout I`m telling you why...we have our own problems and nobody cares about yours.
When someone says “You just made my day,” it makes my day.
Sometime when I`m home alone I like to fill my bathtub with spaghetti and pretend I`m a meatball.!
I think it’s pretty cool how Chinese people made a language made entirely out of tattoos.
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
Adam Levine beating me out for sexiest man contest is complete bullsh*t.
Christmas is truly a magical time. It`s made all my money disappear!
Can`t we all just hit a bong?
I remember being able to get up without making sound effects. Good times.
The secret to dancing is pretending you have a wedgie and you’re trying to get it unstuck without using you’re hands.
Apparently people don`t like it when you lick your thumb and wipe all that black dirt off their forehead.