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Look up procrastinator on Wikipedia and you`ll see a picture of me. Well there isn’t yet, but there will be. Probably by tomorrow. Maybe Tuesday.
Last night my wife said to me, “What would you do without me?” Apparently, “Your sister” was the wrong answer.
Calling someone with glasses “four eyes” isn’t an insult. Know what else has four eyes? Two sharks. Now you feel stupid.
you know why maths is unhappy? because it got so many problems.
Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.
Who needs the weather network when you have Facebook.
I think God created marriage so death wouldn`t come as such a disappointment.
Heat makes things expand. So I don`t have a weight problem...I`m just HOT.
Hey, sorry I missed your call. I saw your name on the caller ID and I didn’t want to ruin my day by talking to you.
No one understands you better than some crazy weirdos on the internet.
Women.Some men undermine, disrespect and consider them weak,forgeting the countless spanks they got from their mothers
Never underestimate the power of cleavage.
Take my advice; I don’t use it anyway.
Hey, chicks who have words tattooed on your tits... We didn`t come here to read.
Just backed into a Jaguar but I left him a note on my bank statement so he knows not to bother calling