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Good thing girls started uploading pictures next to a pool with the caption "Summer is finally here!" or we wouldn`t have known it`s summer.
I bet the "YMCA" dance is a lot harder to do in different languages
Legally,It´s questionable. Morally,It´s disgusting. Personally,I like it.
My 6 yo just chugged a bottle of water in 30 seconds. Now I`m fearful of her college days.
How come "you`re a peach" is a complement but "you`re bananas" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?
A picture is worth a thousand words, but it takes up a lot more hard drive space.
I`m glad I`ve got boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me
I`ve never done any mistake twice... three, four times may be!
Facebook is not so bad once you block your family and friends.
Due to an unforeseen error during last night`s love making session I am forced to wear non matching socks today
HR have advised that I’m not allowed to ask my chubby co-workers if they ate my missing stapler.
The toughest decision I will make today is bottle or draft.
I got in touch with my inner child and the little sh!t hung up on me.
Not to brag, but I still owe Blockbuster $2.00 for not rewinding Weekend at Bernies.
I can always tell when I`m drunk. I tend to drop things...like my standards