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Relationships are mostly you apologizing for saying something hilarious!
I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.
Screw Folgers, the best part of waking up is knowing I survived last night`s drinking.
My kids can be difficult sometimes, but my mom always assures me that I deserve it.
My hatred for Nicki Minaj probably stems from my fear of clowns.
Just once Iād like to learn something the easy way.
Sometimes you have got to talk to a 3year old toddler in order to understand the meaning of happiness in life.
We will always have that special 5 minutes before I started creeping you out.
I wish there was more BitStrips and photos of giraffes on my Facebook
Sarcasm is like a good game of chess. Most people don`t know how to play chess.
Mustaches: 1. Like them or not? 2. Should you refuse to go out on a date with someone just because she has one?
I am not sure why a guy getting trapped in a vagina sculpture is big news...men have been trapped by vaginas for many years.
I only use shampoo that smells like raspberries so people don`t think it`s weird when I have jam in my hair.
Bitch, you`re just like monday, nobody likes you -_-
Pizza will never tell you you`re fat unless you`re high as sh!t, then pizza is probably suggesting you fight an aardvark to lose weight.