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“I don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day on the internet.
My therapist cries "Why me?" for the full hour.
I won`t be impressed with technology until I can download food.
It is kinda at the point where everything in my life is a movie reference
Don`t act like your not impressed.
*Food hits floor* Little Germs: “Let’s get it!”King Germ: “No, we must wait 5 seconds!”
The trouble with going out in the cold at my age is by the time I get all bundled up, I’ve forgotten where I was going.
My life is the intersection between having too much caffeine and constantly yawning.
I`m in big trouble if my coworkers find out I don`t really have Tourette`s.
I scratch my a$$ way to much to chew my fingernails...
"There is a policeman in here and he will ARREST YOU." Things I say to my kids when we`re in public.
I live for those really small but special moments in life, like when I see the waiter bringing my food to the table.
Being an adult is mostly waiting to leave places you didn`t want to go to in the first place.
Why do ballerinas always stand in their toes? Why don`t they get taller dancers?
Apparently people don`t like it when you lick your thumb and wipe all that black dirt off their forehead.