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I sometimes goto Starbucks for coffee and tell them my name is Bueller ... Then leave before my coffe is ready
Sometimes “Girl`s night out” means she has just taken her bra off
There’s no question about it, the second half of the tank of gas goes twice as fast as the first!
My medical ID bracelet says "just let it happen"
I`m glad it`s finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.
I cannot be held responsible for what my face does when other people talk.
My life is the intersection between having too much caffeine and constantly yawning.
Beach Rule #17: Never ask anyone under the age of 35 if they`ve seen your shuttlecock
When I was a kid, my parents told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, this is called "Identity Theft".
My status would be a lot funnier if you could see my back-up dancers.
Don`t get out of bed, it`s a trap.
My wife and I have a perfect understanding. I don`t try to run her life and I don`t try to run mine.
My idea of drinking responsibly is using a coaster.
Don`t take nude pics. Problem solved.
I’m not crazy just the voices are!