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I consider my body less of a temple and more of a ruin.
Next time you are sad remember you can make a cheeseburger with donuts as the bun. Still sad? Add Sprinkles
I thought I was having déjà vu, but it turns out I do the exact same things every day.
That awkward moment when you`re telling the truth, but start laughing like crazy and everyone thinks you`re lying.
I`m just a boy...standing in front of a girl...asking her to lov.....aw who am I trying to fool. I just want in your pants.
I got 99 problems but a least my name aint North West.
I just threw a piece of food on the floor of my cubicle. Totally forgot my dog doesn`t work here.
Last person to like this wins a prize.
Studies show that people who want tribal tattoos are directly related to living under a rock
This hot fudge sundae hasn`t killed me so it must be making me stronger.
I would of read and liked your status if it wasn`t like 3 pages long.
Saying a prayer for all the turkeys today. Also the single people with concerned relatives.
I just quit my job at the helium bottling plant. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone!
I hope common sense is the next cool trend.
why we do not have a romance class...............