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When we are small, our mom`s would use really small forks as spoons to feed us...But what about Chinese moms? Would they use toothpicks?
If you tell someone your Birthday and they automatically know your astrological sign, run as fast as you can away from them.
when life gives you lemons; ask for tequila and salt
If you see me talking to myself don`t be alarmed. I`m getting expert advice.
"Dancing with the Stars" is being canceled, but tune in to a new reality show by the same creators called, "Athletes do your Taxes."
I pretend I don`t care but deep down I really still don`t care.
"Let`s eat, get drunk and watch people exercise" - sports fans
I`m fortunate that anger and nicotine have zero calories.
I don`t know why people say "your guess is as good as mine"? ..because my guesses are always better. ;)
Why do they have “limited edition” scented candles? Are there crazy people collecting these things?
The New iPhone 7 is coming out in August. If you want a sneak peek of the new iPhone. Take a look at your current iPhone and pretend it cost 200 dollars more.
Some people should use a glue stick for lip balm
I told you a million times do not exaggerate!
Doctor: How`s your headache? Me: She`s out of town.
I wish tanning beds could pop you out like a toaster when you`re finished.