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People, like prescription drugs, should have to list the side effects they`re likely to cause.
Sex is great, but.....Have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?!?!
If it`s true that opposites attract, I should be looking for someone that gets up early and does stuff
Exercise... the poor person`s plastic surgery
I bought some shoes of a drug dealer, I don`t know what he laced them with but I`ve been tripping all day.
You may think I`m dumb but you overestimate me.
I just let my mind wander, but it didn’t come back yet.
If any of you ever want your kitchen painted orange just give a six year old Cheetos for lunch and tell them not to make a mess. Works every time.
You think your life is bad? I’ve got that “Five dollar foot long” song stuck in my head
If a man says you’re ugly he’s being mean. If a woman says you’re ugly she’s envious. If a little kid says you’re ugly, you’re ugly.
Happy Fourth of July!! Or as the rest of the world likes to call it, Friday.
It`s damn funny when a wife think`s she`s punishing her husband by not talking to him for days..
A lifetime of fire drills has prepared me to completely ignore the alarm during a real fire.
Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.
I love food, napping on the couch, and getting super excited about car rides, I`m basically a golden retriever.