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Based on the sound of her walking.. My upstairs neighbor seems like the kind of woman that starts sentences with; "Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum.".. O_o
I bet there are muppets that have thought about shanking Elmo
Just once, I would like to see a person on a daytime talk show say, "dad was a good parent...mom was a good parent...the problem is me, I`m just a sh!thead."
I hope I never get to the age when my body can forecast the weather.
So what if Jesus turned water into wine... I turned a whole student loan into beer once. your move Jesus.
Just checked my Farmville for the first time in 2 years... It`s now a Walmart.
That weird feeling when you wake up from a nap & you don`t whether it`s am or pm or what day, month, or year it is.
Sweetie, if your gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty!
justin bieber
Ok everybody. Please look in your bedroom closet. I got my stalking notes mixed up and don`t know where I am.
My wife said if this gets 100 likes, we`ll try butt stuff........ * Please DON`T like,,, her strap-on is big and scary.....
I call it a Cupcake Salad. And I don`t see how it`s any of your business.
If we sneezed Windex instead of spit I bet my neighbors would be cool with me standing at their window.
I wish I could pick which brain cells the alcohol kills....There`s ALOT of crap I wish I could forget about.....
Every time I make plans to eat better I can hear my stomach laughing