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I bet anyone who`s had to fight a bear has snuck at least one hug in
Never trust anyone who says “Im not supposed to tell anyone but”
Before I wash my socks, I just throw one in the trash.
My support group can outdrink your support group.
My high school girlfriend got "uses her kids as her facebook profile picture" fat.
When you screw up, menopause can be a wonderful excuse for stupid things you do or say!!!
A funny thing to do would be to text random numbers with "I got the live bees you sent, they`ll do nicely"
Where there`s a will I want to be in it
Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.
Women have to deal with periods, pregnancy, childbirth, menopause and hot flashes. Men have to deal with women.
I was enjoying our conversation. Until you started talking....
If each day is a gift, I wonder where I can return monday.
U.S.A.... where people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke
The hardest part of parenting is standing idly by while your children build a mediocre couch fort.
I`m not naughty ... I`m mischievously creative