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Late to bed and early to rise, makes me really tired and pissed off.
They should create an app that makes your cellphone go “ahhhhhhhh” when you plug it in.
I’m just a man standing in front of a woman, who is standing in front of another man who is in front of another woman in line at Taco Bell.
OMG ... I hate waiting in lines ... I wish this woman would hurry up and pick a suspect.
I wonder if any Disney managers ever start a meeting off with "What kind of Mickey Mouse operation are we running around here?"
I hate when I put food in the microwave & it starts makin explosive noises so I check and it’s cold like why you gotta play me like that.
If I say “it’s a great day to be alive,” it’s because those are literally my only plans.
Big deal, Times Square, I drop the ball at least twice a week.
Don`t put off for tomorrow what you can do today, because if you enjoy it today you can do it again tomorrow.
Knock knock... whos there? Cows go... Cows go who, No, cows go moo
I`ve found that nowadays most people don`t like holding hands in public. Especially if you don`t know them.
people say nobody`s perfect..i made nobody!..
I`d get lost less frequently if GPS would say "no, your other left."
I`m glad that we as humans settled on the hand shake as a greeting instead of the whole ass sniffing thing.
Just when I think I`m over my insomnia the car behind me honks.