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Your life must really suck when no one even likes the catfish version of you.
"Check, please!" - Me, at a restaurant begging the waiter to make sure there are no monsters under the table
All I`m saying is that the cheese grater wouldn`t have 4 sides if they wanted you to wash it after every use.
Looks like Waldo got on the malasian plane.. well played waldo.. well played..
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!
They say swearing is due to limited vocabulary. I know thousands of words, but I still prefer`f*ck off` to `go away`.
Nuclear physicists can be lots of fun. They`re often referred to as the half life of any party.
There`s no use worrying about things you can`t control. Except for bodily functions...Hopefully you can control THEM. :/
Spent $50 on E-bay to enlarge my happy place. The creep sent me a magnifying glass.
What is an Amish girls favourite fantasy? Two Mennonite
I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
I found the key to happiness ... Stay away from a$$holes.
I used to question how much information was too much information. Joined Facebook, It`s much clearer now
The grass isn’t always greener on the other side. It’s greener where you water it.
Sorry I shouted "MORTAL KOMBAT!" when you started arguing with your husband at the grocery store