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Feeling tired as you struggle to get through the day? There`s a nap for that.
My neighbours were listening to some pretty cool music until the a$$holes asked me to turn it down.
Calm down, take a deep breath and hold it for about 20 minutes.
Nothing says poor life choices like the guy with the half smoked cigarette behind his ear
On the Internet you can be anything you want ... It`s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.
The TV is so loud! But not quite loud enough to make me get up and get the remote.
I wish I could google "things to eat in my fridge" so I wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed. ;)
Whoever said “two wrongs don’t make a right” has obviously never experienced McDonalds breakfast after a night of binge drinking.
The only beachfront property I`ll ever be able to afford is a sandcastle.
My parents are visiting. So I pretty much know how much gas cost everywhere.
Technically, if you don`t cut the cake, it`s still just one slice.
I wonder who Jason Waterfalls is and why did TLC not want him to go...
Hitting the lotto is a sure way to stop hating on Mondays...
Just tried to put my seatbelt on ... at my desk ... I`m pretty.
My mum`s so old fashioned she thinks LOL = Lots of love. She sent me an SMS saying just to let you know you`re Pa`s in hospital LOL.