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My favorite moment is the 5 minutes every day when coffee overlaps with wine.
I just can’t stop thinking of all the people who signed my yearbooks that I have let down by failing to “stay cool”
I thought I was a bit hardcore until I saw this guy sucking on a soy sauce packet like an Otter Pop.
When I go running, I usually meet new people..... like paramedics.
If you`re going to have opinions on my life, then I am assuming you will be paying some of the bills.
I bet acting like azzholes on the Internet all day wasn`t where most of us visioned our lives to be right now.
If you ever want to know what you look like to the world, don’t look in a mirror, have a child draw you.
I have decided to leave my past behind me.. so If I owe you money..I’m sorry. but I’ve moved on.
My favorite thing about working out is the part where I decide not to.
I`m not antisocial. I`m pro leave-me-the-hell-alone.
I now have more electronic screens in my life than friends.
There`s a time and a place for non-alcoholic beer. Never, and down the drain.
My doctor recommended I increase the amount of Greens in my diet...so I started drinking more Rolling Rock.
We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we’ll be new friends all over again.
My method of going "offline" in FB chat is to just ignore you.