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Is it true that the older you get the crazier you become? Or is that just me?
The fact that Burger King can sell you 10 chicken nuggets for $1.49 should concern you more than it should entice you.
The Never Ending Story should`ve been a movie about a phone call from my Mother
There`s a reason why natural disasters have female names.
A dozen roses: $12, a box of chocolates: $10, a Happy Valentines Day card: $2, still having $24 dollars because you`re single: priceless!
The first step is admitting you’re a problem.
The human race is the only one that lets its idiots live a full life...
I don’t love being single but I do love being happy.
Okay kids don`t ever talk to strangers or take candy from strangers or go to stranger`s houses except on the day we worship the devil.
Immature is just a word boring people use to describe fun people.
Stop procrastinating. Join Hokey Pokey Anonymous today and turn that life around!
I’ve found that the things I’m most interested in aren’t really in my best interest.
Onion rings are vegetables. And the Large size counts as two servings.
I think I`m going to run for political office, so people can dig up dirt on me. I have been wanting to piece together my twenties.
So many fun things to say ... too many relatives on Facebook to post!