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Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.
If I saw a ghost, I would not be scared. I’d be like “Sit your translucent ass down, I have a lot of questions!”
Sometimes when I`m bored I crawl into a corner of my room and pretend I`m a person.
Watching game shows is like watching porn, you get excited watching someone else get lucky
Every cigarette you smoke takes 5 minutes off your student loan debt.
They might as well put "Uhhh..." in front of every item on drive-thru menus.
Best grilled cheese ever!! All I did was add a hamburger patty.
When I woke up this morning everything in my house had been stolen and replaced with exact replicas... WEIRD..
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
If you don`t take 500 selfies a day, do you even love yourself?
You know what they say about men with big feet ;)..........We always have trouble finding shoes that fit.
Strange new trend at work. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Yesterday I ate a tuna sandwich named Jennifer.
My favorite mythical creature is the happy b*tch in tampon commercials.
Alcohol – The best night time: slurring, headache, dehydration, drink spilling, charm killing, so you think you can dance “medicine.”
When it comes to speaking Spanish I know the essentials. "Taco, nacho, burrito, cheeto, frito & no comprendo."