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I just saw someone by themselves not looking at a phone. Hope they`re ok.
363 shopping days `til Christmas and some people already have their lights up.
Is it just me or doesn`t anyone disappear in the Bermuda triangle anymore?
If anyone could do it, it wouldn`t be called PROcrastination.
Most of you like waking up in the morning to see the "comments" and "likes" that your status received. I like waking up in the morning to see WTF I posted!
PRO TIP: Date someone who doesn`t drink vodka so she won`t drink all of yours.
Things people say after watching a movie: 5% - I can’t wait for the sequel. 5% - That was a great movie. 5% - That was a complete waste of money. 85% - I gotta pee!!
If I don`t clean my house soon, someone is going to bring in blindfolded ppl for a Frebreeze commercial.
What idiot decided to call them marijuana dispensaries and not grass stations?
Dear YouTube, I will always “Skip this ad.”
Why is there a show called "When animals attack"? It should be called "When stupid people go near dangerous animals."
Dear Fox news,I have yet to see any news about foxes. Sincerely, disappointed viewer.
They say dolphins are the second smartest animal after humans, but I`ve never seen a dolphin with a face tattoo.
Donald Duck, saying screw you to pants since 1934.
I didn`t see anyone important today, so I`ll probably wear these same clothes tomorrow.