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We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.
4 out of 5 dentists agree that 1 out of 5 dentists is just doing it for the attention.
the WORLDS shortest joke..... "2 women were sitting together quietly
Neat, your girlfriend is made out of the same stuff as your air guitar!
My phone just changed, `calendar` to `cake radar` and now I really wish I had that.
Ladies, when a creepy guy asks for your # and hands u his phone, text REDCROSS to 90999 so he`ll donate $10 to Disaster Relief.
Arguing politics is like trying to convince someone that their baby isn`t cute.
I saw some footage of some polar bears drinking water today. It’s obviously fake. Everybody knows they only drink Coca-Cola.
I didn’t scream out someone else’s name during sex. I was thinking of baby names in case you get pregnant…
I found a dollar in my bed this morning... Following my excitement was a flash of panic as I checked all my teeth
Facebook is great! It reminds me to go to the gym and take my birth control so I don`t end up like everyone I went to high school with.
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.
I`m returning these Gushers. They taste like sh!t. "Sir. Those are paintballs." Oh. I`m returning these paintballs. Someone ate a few.
If you love something, set it free. If it immediately bites your throat and drags you up a tree, you love a leopard and should try to escape.
It`s called NASCAR because that`s the way a hillbilly pronounces "nice car"