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Never , under any circumstances , take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. O_o
Imagine how fun Pringles would be if the cans were spring-loaded.
thinking men should come with a carfax....
Sometimes I take a bath because it’s hard to drink wine in the shower.
Does Facebook have a “You’re not smart enough to be talking about politics” button?
Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents job.
Dear YouTube, I will always “Skip this ad.”
My online dating profile is just a picture of my ex-wife and the words "NOT THIS."
iPhone 6: For people who don`t mind holding an iPad up to their ear.
This fly in my car is going to be very disappointed when it ends up at Walmart.
Pringles should make their containers like a Push Up Pop.
Be thankful for Facebook, the way gas prices are headed we may never actually see each other again.
I copied and pasted your pic of what you ate...and got MORE "likes" than you did. :P
Ringing in the “New Year” apparently is not a valid excuse for showing up to work 3 hours late… in October.
Oops, I must have put my personalities on "shuffle"