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People who text back... "kk" ... Are so annoying! ....and almost racist
You`re not a geek or a nerd because you always have to have the latest high tech gadgets and electronics. YOU`RE RICH
The 5 second rule for food dropped on the ground does not work if you have a 2 second dog.
I bet more people would call the Gambling Addicts Helpline if they made every 5th caller a winner.
She asked me for time and distance. I guess she wants to calculate velocity.
Hey parents with teenagers, the bottle of vodka in your liquor cabinet is water.
This day needs more tomfoolery!
Never give up on your dreams, keep sleeping.
I guarantee there`s a pregnant teenager somewhere who thinks `Ebola` would be a lovely name for their child.
If Tetris has taught me anything it`s that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear.
I tried to open a can of WhoopAss,, but it popped like a can of biscuits and scared me.
Shark week is over, but I`m not taking my decorations down.
I plan on leaving all my money to the campaign against illiteracy. ...They can`t read this right? lol
No one should be surprised that so many statuses are about unhappiness and failure. You don’t end up on Facebook by making good life decisions.
I thought I cracked this "adulthood" till I realised my shirt was on inside out !!!!!