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I made a bucket list for when I kick the bucket. Number one: Wear shoes! Ever tried kicking a metal bucket without shoes? Hurt like hell.
I´m pretty sure I had a good time last night. Let me finish reading the police report and I´ll let you know.
The problem is not the problem, the problem is your attitude about the problem.
If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I`m cute, I would have 1 dollar ... thanks mom.
To honor Thanksgiving this month I will be calling every one Pilgrim instead of Dude or Bro-- Fair warning
I`m not saying that I`ve been online too long, I`m just saying that when I close my eyes I scroll through my thoughts
I am convinced that Kellogg`s works for our Government and all that Snap, Crackle, Pop is CODE.......
Facebook should just change it`s name to "People You May Want to Avoid."
Just heard about this teacher who had sex with her student. Another reason I won`t send my dog to obedience school
People say laughter is the best medicine, but I’d like to think a beer is the way to go.
There are two types of people in this world: those who know how to handle stress, and those who need bail money.
I hate when a website has a picture that you can click and enlarge. Then the "enlarged picture" is the same exact size as the thumbnail!
No matter how nice I ask random people, nobody will take me to Funkytown.
I wasn´t born with enough middle fingers to show you how I feel