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someone took my mood ring away... dont know how i feel about it
Gym Update: Not there.
On the bright side, all that coal will keep me warm this winter.
I wish they made barstools with seat belts and dual side airbags.
My girlfriend JUST spent the ENTIRE day arguing that she isn`t stubborn.. :|
It`s not that people use only 10% of their brains, it`s that only 10% of people use their brains.
Office thermostats only have 2 settings: hell fire and hypothermia.
My browser asks "are you sure?" when I clear my history as if theres anyone more sure of what theyre doing than someone clearing his history
I have the means to do anything that I want on my day off from work which means that I dont want to do anything on my day off from work.
is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep
When your feeling down, I will be there to feel you up. ;)
Ladies, wonder if he`s busy or ignoring your texts? Offer to send nudes. If he instantly responds, he was totally ignoring you before.
The only people without problems are in the cemetery.
Someone asked me if I`m ever scared that I`ll be alone forever, which I thought was so rude because my cat was right there.
No, I CAN’T believe how early it’s getting dark. After 4 billion years of this happening I was sure this would be the year it didn’t.