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People who think I’m not a religious person should see me when the airplane starts to shake.
They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.
Life would be so much better if throughout the day we encountered randomly placed Piñatas
Your day sucked, huh? I`m sure Facebook would love to hear about it.
I wonder what it feels like to be wrong.
You can`t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.
I think my "check engine" light has finally burned out. So that`s good.
Definition of insanity - Doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results
"If your father asks you to pick up 5 large bags of ice, the best place to put them is in the backyard in direct sun" ~ My son apparently
Is it just me that finds it disturbing that you can accidentally make a baby but you can`t accidentally make a pizza?
I am bored. Anyone need anything avenged?
I walked briskly with scissors today. I’m pretty wild.
You know there was a time in my life where I just didn`t give a f#ck.....funny how it seems that much hasn`t changed from an hour ago!!
love me or leave me,,HEY!!! where is everybody going?
Whoever made up the saying "It`s the thought that counts" never got a pair of crocs for Christmas.