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I bet the "YMCA" dance is a lot harder to do in different languages
Been waiting at the pub for my wife to pick me up for hours now. How long does it take to have a baby, for Christs sake.
I don`t always agree with everything I say. :)
Car horns were invented 1% for safety and 99% because people get pissed off sometimes and need to let a mofo know.
[takes out checkbook][clicks pen] Alright, how much to make these Bit Strips to go away forever.
You can`t fight Destiny. Because if you try to fight Destiny, then you have to fight the bouncers and the rest of the strippers too...
"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, & nothing but the truth" ... I choose dare, your honor
Of course I`m using OJ as a mixer, it`s flu season.
My girlfriend wants to get married. I hope she finds someone nice.
I just ate 3 whole chickens ... they were hard boiled.
Being stuck in the`` friend zone`` is like an employer refusing you for a job and calling you to complain about the person he hired.
I`d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don`t wanna see you everyday.
To Do: Figure out how to get paid to travel the world and eat.
Wow, it`s beautiful outside. I should probably do something. Like close the blinds so there isn`t a glare on my screen.
Why is "Pissed" an expression of being upset? I`ve never been so mad that I pee`d myself.