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The weekend went by and I don’t remember any of it. That’s a good thing right?
Conspiracy theory for conspiracy theorists: Your conspiracy theories were planted by the government to distract you from real conspiracies.
I built that beach a sandcastle. Beaches love sandcastles.
Was asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently, "A way out" wasn`t the right answer...
It’s fun to pull someone’s leg… but don’t ever pull their finger.
Sex, do it for the kids.
my friends status was "standing on the edge of a cliff" ... so I poked him
A bunch of us are going out for pancakes when Facebook is over, if you want to come along.
Use a mirror and you will find, PI.E = 3.14
My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact & hope it goes away.
I might get a job cleaning mirrors,its a job I can see myself doing.
I know u r but what am I ?
why do i feel like you are reading this
*calling pizza place* "Hello?" Your pizza tastes like cardboard "Are you sure you`re not eating the box again?" *long pause* *click*
It would be so cool to be able to see an album of all the pictures you’ve accidentally photobombed in public.