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I hear Internet Explorer 10 is going to allow you to download and install Firefox up to three times faster.
I only drink alcohol because there aren`t enough ways to eat it.
My wife even says "NO" in her sleep. The force is strong with this one.
She walked in & she had legs, legs that went on for days. Who knows where they went? They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed
Guys i did not copy or edit this status of mine.Please believe this is my own idea!
Woke up this morning, looked in the mirror & said out loud, "You gotta bring it today!" ... So I packed a lunch and went to work.
Happy Labor Day to someone who barely labored this year.
I don`t know, guys. The whole "play dead when a bear attacks" thing sounds suspiciously like something the bears would come up with...
Some days should come with a warning label: This day is going to suck, bring alcohol.
I`m flattered that you took time out from your lack of a life to judge mine.
I have an irrational fear of speed bumps but, Iām slowly getting over it.
Porn is a lot like yoga pants. Not everybody should be in them.
You seem to have a good grip on reality. You`re new here, aren`t you?
I fear the day when our kids would look at old you tube videos of us doing the Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style and think what a retarded generation ours was.
People who weigh their produce. What`s it like to have all the time in the world?