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That awkward moment when you give the same Hallmark card two years in a row.
I just passed the local college and saw 3 very fit young ladies with very tight yoga pants walking to class...I have never been so motivated to return to college.
Opposites attract, that’s the trouble with being awesome.
If your camel toe looks like a elephants hoof, you might want to rethink the yoga pants.
Sex ed class should be listening to a baby cry for 5 hours while watching the same cartoon on repeat.
Why can`t Miss Piggy count to 100? Cuz` when she gets to 69, she gets a frog in her throat!
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. Made of steel. Twice. From Hulk. On adrenaline rush.
How can there be more horses asses than there are horses?
If you see someone crying, ask them if it is because of their haircut.
TIP: If cars are passing you on the highway in the LEFT lane, GET THE HELL OUT OF THE RIGHT LANE!
YouTube is so addicting, I click on a music video and next thing you know I`m watching how to make ice cream.
1st woman on the Moon.. Houston we have a problem What? Never mind What`s the problem? Nothing Please tell us? You know what the problem is.
I`m only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand
On a scale of 1-10, I give this day a middle finger.
Really, 6 more inches of snow today. My front yard is getting more action than me.