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You can tell a lot about a womans mood by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she`s probably angry.
Billy Ray Cyrus made a million dollars at a playgirl photo shoot. He just started taking his clothes off and they paid him to put them back on.
I don`t regret burning bridges. I regret that some people weren`t on those bridges when I burned them.
Live in the moment. Unless the moment sucks. Then live on Facebook.
Today is Friday the 13th. Try not to be a teenage girl in her underwear at night at a deserted summer camp today.
If the conversation gets too serious and uncomfortable, take your pants off.
They say women only use 10% of their anger
Press 1 for someone who probably learned English last month, but is going to try and communicate effectively with you anyway.
Leftover bacon? Lol that’s up there with unicorns, leprechauns, and soulmates.
I’m no Dr. Phil, but I bet if you tell at least 5 people to f*ck off today, you’ll feel better.
? Single ? Taken ? Depends on who`s asking.
How do Amish girls know if it`s a romantic candle lit dinner or just a regular one #DeepThoughts
I don`t run away from my problems. That`s immature. I ignore them.
Did a 5k today. Except it was how many calories I had at lunch.
After watching the "Schticky" ad, I am convinced now there are 8 wonders of the world.