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I just passed the local college and saw 3 very fit young ladies with very tight yoga pants walking to class...I have never been so motivated to return to college.
I’m sorry, your photo is so confusing. You’re gonna need to hashtag every detail of it for me so I can grasp what’s going on here.
Do you suppose prison guards could use `PROACTIV` to prevent outbreaks?
If you live by the sword, I guess that is pretty cool. I live by some trees and shit.
Just once I’d like to see someone dropkick the guy grinning and waving behind the news reporter.
If “too drunk to stand” is a yoga pose, then I’m nailing that one.
sometimes... late at night... i rearrange traffic signs. people need to be challenged.
Just think of how different the world would be if Noah had eaten those two chickens.
North Korea no!, really, go home! now you are really drunk!
I want to lose weight, but I don`t want to get caught up in one of those "Eat right and exercise" scams.
Personally, I think failure should be an option
I`d rather SH!T in my hands and clap!
Some people are just beautifully wrapped boxes of crap.
You don’t have to be drunk to love me, but it helps
"Is everything OK?" "Well, I`ve been kind of down since the divorce..." "I meant with your pasta, sir."