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FUN THING TO WRITE ON A POST CARD: "Weather is great, having tons of fun! Are you still planning to murder your mailman?"
FYI : My post aren`t directed at anyone in particular...so should anyone be offended by them, I say if the shoe fits ... Wear It!!!!!
You left a note on the fridge saying "This isn`t working. Goodbye" but I opened it and it was working perfectly well. I don`t get it.
Saying the word "awkward" in an awkward situation only makes it more awkward. Especially if you sing it.
Calm down mechanic guy. Just here for an oil change. If I wanted to know about all the other shit wrong with my car I`d turn the radio down.
You seem like a sweat person. Mind if I lick you to find out?
"With a stroke of a pen your name can live on forever in a quote!... Unknown,
life is short play naked
My phone tried to autocorrect "f*cking" to "f*ck king," and I was like hell yeah I am.
People that are organized are just too lazy to look for things.
Im having a problem in Call Of Duty, I go to the menu and... alright by now the girls have stopped reading this, anyone know any good porn sites?
I`m telling you, Godzilla must have feet made of steel. I step on a Lego and can`t walk for a month.
I wonder if Monday can see my middle finger from here?
“I’m sorry” and “my bad” mean the same thing… Unless you’re at a funeral.
I think that a lot of conflict that happened in the Wild West could`ve been avoided had architects in those days just made their towns big enough for everyone.