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What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig ? The letter F ?
this website used to be full of funny statuses. Then the 8-year olds came in.
The best thing about falling down when you`re home alone is that you can just lie on the floor and take a nap.
Thank you for informing me that you have a stick figure family of 6 and a dog. Your minivan had me under the impression that you were wild and single.
AOL has been hacked. Users have also been asked to check their Atari settings for possible compromise.
As a child, my mom told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, this is called "Identity Theft".
The more photos you have to untag, the better the weekend was.
I like to fill my medicine cabinet with marbles before I invite people over.
Pretending I`m a pleasent person all day is exhausting.
Did the Energizer Bunny finally stop going and going, and none of us even noticed it?
I`m no auto mechanic but I`m pretty good at letting people who drive behind me know whether or not they need new brakes
Just read an article about a new species of spider in Sri Lanka that is the size of an average human`s face. In an unrelated matter, I have decided to NEVER visit Sri Lanka.
I guess if you spoke your mind, you´d be speechless, huh?
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
Boobs make me forget about all the bad things in the world.