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Monica & Chandler’s twins would be 9 this year, Pheobe’s triplets 14, Ben 18, and Emma 11. Let’s just take a moment to let that sink in.
To stupidity ... And beyond!!
It`s not their fault, per se, but at some point, Crayola has to be held responsible for continuing to make crayons nostril-width.
If you have alphabet fridge magnets and morals, you probably shouldn`t invite me over.
Having a bit of a lazy day! I`m sitting in my underwear looking for better jobs online ... My boss doesn`t look amused.
Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says "I think we got this joke wrong."
Fingerprints are proof that God doesn`t trust us
Saw a bug crawling on my arm and my reaction can only be described as “grabbing for swirling dollars inside a plexiglas Cash Cube.”
Son, you don`t get anything in life without trying hard and working for it. Now be quiet, there about to announce the lottery results...
God: Is there anything else you need Adam? Adam: yes I want a Sandwich! God: Ok let`s create eve.
If I had a time machine, I`d just keep going back every 8-9 hours so I could sleep more.
Facebook is a lot like a fridge. When you`re bored you keep opening and closing it every couple of minutes to see if there`s anything good, but nothing ever changes :b
Who called them fake potatoes and not imitaters.
According to my childhood, 1 out of 3 pigs are excellent builders.
Good For OJ, he gets to take another stab at life..