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It’s called “Karma” and it’s pronounced [hah hah fuhk yoo]!!
Got a problem with me? I’m pretty sure a status on Facebook won’t fix it.
Bought some cheese at one of those fancy cheese shops today. It was legend dairy...
Sometimes I feel as though my life should be documented for future generations.
When I was your age, we had to walk 10 miles in the snow to get drunk and have s€x.
thinks that decaffeinated coffee is just useless brown water.
If something on this page offends you, please bring it to our attention so we can all laugh at you.
Save your breath ... You`ll need it later to blow up your date.
I now have permanent vision loss due to excessive eye-rolling at stupid idiots.
Take my advice, I’m not going to use it.
My mother in law called me today and said? ”Come quick. I think I’m dying” I said, ”Call me back when you’re sure”.
Good rule of thumb: if you see an adult riding a children’s bicycle, you’re probably in a bad neighborhood.
I think my other three stove burners are becoming jealous of front-right.
Someone once told me, “GO FOR BROKE” !! I’m happy to report that I succeeded…
It’s a status….not your diary…