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The more you know. Daylight Savings started back in 1964 when Jerry Daylight Savings was an hour late for work & convinced his boss all the clocks were wrong.
It`s annoying how when you go to the orchestra, there`s always that one wasted dude up front swaying and waving his arms around the whole time
only fights if pillows are present.
To me, suicide seems selfish. For all I know, someone else might want to kill me
Stole a cart from this woman at Walmart today. I like to think of it as playing grand theft auto suburbs edition.
Soup of the day: Beer
Apparently everyone was too high in the 70`s when Grease came out to notice that every "student" at Rydell High looked like they were 35
She deleted and blocked me so I guess you can say we`re taking it slow now.
I’m convinced that the employees of McDonalds were just customers who could pay and are working off their bills.
If you`re already in the cop car, I really can`t see how puking in it could make things any worse.
Nobody wished me a happy birthday today, which isn´t surprising really, since it isn´t my birthday.
It’s funny how “You’re so funny” turns into “You think everything’s a f*cking joke” in just 3 months…
Sometimes I can`t figure out if I`m in pre-school... high school.. oh wait, I`m at work.
I hate when I wake up in a strange house, & have to go outside to look at a license plate to figure out what state I`m in.
I mean, I don`t even call it a hangover anymore. It`s just morning.